Funny

I sometimes just need a break from the seriousness of life and a good laugh.  In moments like these I love to hear good jokes.  And church jokes are particularly funny to me.  So today, I wanted to simply tell a few jokes and hope that perhaps you will post your own in the comments below.  Lets have some fun and laugh today!  For full disclosure, I am a Baptist pastor. 

How many members of a Baptist church does it take to screw in a light bulb? 

A - All of them.  A committee to decide on the light.  A committee to pick the ladder.  A committee to evaluate the selections of the previous committees.  And the rest of the church to tell them how wrong they got it!

You might be a Baptist if:

You clapped in church last Sunday and felt guilty about it all week.
You think someone who says "amen" while the Pastor is preaching could be a charismatic.
You believe you need to take a covered dish to heaven when you die.

A pastor is standing by the side of a road holding up 
a sign that reads “The end is near! Turn around now before it’s too late!”
A passing driver yells, “You are nuts!” and speeds past him. From around the curve, he hears screeching tires—then a big splash.
The  pastor bends over and writes ‘Bridge Out’ instead.

Now is your chance.  Share your own jokes in the comments below. 

And have a laughter filled day.